worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

2019 is going to be all about being as abhorrent as possible. i’m talking utterly eldritch and incomprehensible. too unbearable to even acknowledge.

in 2019 if anyone can bear to look at me without being driven mad with terror and disgust, i’m doing it wrong

haters will see me and wish they hadn’t

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 2668
29 Dec 18 at 1 pm

relaxmammal:

rooms rooms rooms, part 2!

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tags: art 
relaxmammal:
“rooms rooms rooms, part 2!
”
 2861
29 Dec 18 at 1 pm

snailesque:

cloudbursting

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tags: art  steven universe 
snailesque:
“cloudbursting
”

keepcalmandcarrieunderwood:

glumshoe:

glumshoe:

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

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 2808
21 Dec 18 at 9 pm

ghibli-collector:

A Scenic Town - The Cat Returns - Dir. Hiroyuki Morita (2002)

Check out my new ghibli twitter @GhibliCollector
Here’s a link- https://twitter.com/Ghiblicollector

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tags: art 

hypeswap:

i dont really… WANT… to leave tumblr. ive been here since 2011

 57902
17 Dec 18 at 12 am

dbdspirit:

The Official “Log Off” Protest F.A.Q! 


The “Log Off” protest is in response to the recent NSFW ban announced by Tumblr. The ban flags all content the filtering system detects as NSFW, reducing visibility to the community. The system has proven time and time again that is inefficient, oftentimes flagging SFW material as NSFW. 

This SFW material includes art, memes and so on. This ban directly hurts the community and will not solve the actual problems at hand due to the poor flagging system. Because of this, the entire community will suffer.  

So to respond, I propose that every user on Tumblr logs off of Tumblr for 24 hours on December 17th at 12 am EST. 

Times are listed above depending on timezone! 

This post responds to some very common questions about the protest. So make sure to read it over! 


How to Export Your Blog: 

https://tumblr.zendesk.com/hc/en-us/articles/360005118894-Export-your-blog

Alternative Sites: 

Pillowfort

Mastodan 

Wordpress 

Twitter 

There is also an official Tumblr blog (ironic, huh?) and Twitter for the protest! It’s at: 

Twitterhttps://twitter.com/logoffprotest

Tumblr https://logoffprotest.tumblr.com/

There will be official updates on each account. Make sure to tag us in any posts, or use the hashtag #logoff2018

Thanks for your support guys. Let’s fight to make Tumblr better. Actually better. 

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dankmemeuniversity:

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10 Dec 18 at 6 pm

myriceballs:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

lifeofkj:

ninquelen:

assassinationtipsforladies:

otdushi:

please don’t knock, the cat has the keys

So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in medieval epic poetry shit

Befriend. If the cat doesn’t like you, human inside probably won’t either.

Real life videogame level.

Sidequest

Befriend the cat who is the KEEPER OF THE KEYS

I’VE FOUND THE POST. I MAY DIE IN PEACE

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tags: cats 
myriceballs:
“ thefingerfuckingfemalefury:
“ lifeofkj:
“ ninquelen:
“ assassinationtipsforladies:
“ otdushi:
“please don’t knock, the cat has the keys
”
So to visit them you must first catch their cat? That is some task for potential suitors in...
 107343
15 Nov 18 at 10 pm

jokin-around:

Tom hardy’s oddly small princess peach lips have been banished from cinema for 10 years only to be released for a single, all important purpose, kissing venom

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tags: tom hardy 
 44625
15 Nov 18 at 10 pm

fun-ta-mental:

missybunch:

lovelyardie:

thevoluntaryist:

thevoluntaryist:

I saw this thread on twitter and was able to get screen shots literally minutes before the Grand Prairie Texas High School resource officer deleted his account.  In just one day @flybrownhuniee’s tweet had over 70,000 retweets and 180,000 likes.

Here’s a link to the thread.

They look so proud of themselves. I’m actually embarrassed for them. These are adults in charge of children, and they’ve lowered themselves to taking selfies with property they’ve stolen from the young and defenseless.

Such bravery these cops display. Literally stealing candy from children, and then hiding when an armed shooter comes to murder children. Thin blue line who?

When I was in high school I had a little ring that my grandmother bought for me when I was much younger. A teacher confiscated it and said I could have it back at the end of the year. When I asked for it back she said she thought I forgot and gave it to her daughter and I couldn’t have it back because it wouldn’t be fair. I’m still mad about it 10+ years later. 

Oh that woman stole your ring on purpose. Why didnt you tell your folks so they could get it back? She still living?

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tags: politics 

robynsfentys:

the fact that my eyes don’t glow when i’m at my strongest is unacceptable and not on brand

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pixelartinc:

image

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 299175
15 Nov 18 at 10 pm

aceofsquiddles:

life-of-eris:

If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and cashiers, lest you emerge from the back room like some kind of manners-enforcing specter

image

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aceofsquiddles:
“ life-of-eris:
“If you had five billion you could hop from job to job, calling entitled customers idiots all across your city, putting the fear of You into every shithead in town until people become afraid to be rude to servers and...

browsdraws:

browsdraws:

honestly? starting to flip the canvas during the drawing process improved my art so much yeehaw

top 10 art tips from chaboy in no particular order: 

1. canvas flipping good even if painful 

2. draw whatever makes u happy. be self indulgent. draw nonsense that caters to only you personally 

3. just fucking fake being able to draw things like hands and eventually you can actually do it without even thinking about it 

4. take breaks when it doesn’t come out right 

5. remember that you’re the god of this reality and can draw WHATEVER THE FUCK. be absolutely drunk with power. nobody can stop you. unless its like morally wrong like dont draw incest or whatever. incest is bad still

6. use references 

7. originality is a myth and literally every artist started copying their style from something or someone, that’s how you develop your own style. everyone does it. people who make fun of kids for copying the styles of their favourite shows/artists can choke 

10. litchrally just have fun 

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